Notes On Love And Marriage - Part II

1. It's true that love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener.

2. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

3. Three rings a woman gets in marriage; engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffer-ring.

4. Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.

5. Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

6. Marriage: An expensive way to get your laundry done for free.

7. Marriage has no guarantee. If a guarantee is what you're looking for, go buy a car battery.

8. Here's a thought: A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

9. A smart aleck's definition of marriage: it's the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

10. Here's the root of women's problems: The nice men are gay. The handsome men are not

nice. The handsome and nice men are gay.

11. Remember this: Marriage can only be a mutual relationship if both parties learn to be

mute.

12. When a wife was asked what book she likes the best; she answers, "My husband's

checkbook."

13. Harry was madly in love with Betty but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop the

question face to face. Finally, he decided to ask her on the telephone.

" Darling," he blurted out. " will you marry me?"

" Of course, I will, you silly boy," she replied. "Who is it speaking?"

14. A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: Wife wanted! Next day he received a hundred

letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine.